at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Boobs speak an international language.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
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I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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