One girl and one boy is just not enough.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
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