i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
