He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
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And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
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And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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