but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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