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I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Dick very happy bro
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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