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I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
you have to choose: penises or morals?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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