You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
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Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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