New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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