Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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