it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
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