Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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