I'm really into asian looking animals
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
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Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I'm having to shit out rocks
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