Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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