Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Randomize