So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Semen is not good for contacts.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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