ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
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