Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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