What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia