Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.