I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
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This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
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I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!