Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
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He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
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Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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