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he puts the penis in happiness.

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(914): he puts the penis in happiness. http://tfl.nu/m0tk

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some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.

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(732): some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america. http://tfl.nu/u0og

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it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth

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(414): it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth http://tfl.nu/rgv0

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So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss

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So when are we having a sleepover?

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(804): So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss (757): So when are we having a sleepover? http://tfl.nu/90ed

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New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah

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(203): New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah http://tfl.nu/j6rb

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i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.

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(954): i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month. http://tfl.nu/t4na

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You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.

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(609): You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line. http://tfl.nu/s6mt

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Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming

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(425): Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming http://tfl.nu/1h5t

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I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister

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(707): I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister http://tfl.nu/vdmj

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He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat

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(757): He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat http://tfl.nu/9wfo

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There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.

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(501): There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at. http://tfl.nu/jo9n

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were you high?

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When?

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Actually just blanket yes to that question

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(505): were you high? (1-505): When? (1-505): Actually just blanket yes to that question http://tfl.nu/yc7i

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What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central

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(248): What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central http://tfl.nu/56qr

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Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?

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(520): Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!? http://tfl.nu/m57n

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I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.

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(912): I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe. http://tfl.nu/1u5h

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