He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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