Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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