Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
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The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
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I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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