But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I take back everything I said about communal showers
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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