remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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