You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
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It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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