Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I love you. Go after that dick
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Randomize
