I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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