I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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