She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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