I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
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michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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