Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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