please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
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... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
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If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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