It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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