last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
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Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
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Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
there is glitter all over my balls
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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