He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
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Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
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Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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