Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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