i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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