This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
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I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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