I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
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Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
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I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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