All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
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Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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