Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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