i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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