so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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