Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
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I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
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You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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