in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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