Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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