I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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