it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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