Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Your dad touched me again.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Some milfs here doing some blow
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
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I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro