he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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This is the prime rib incident all over again
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
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When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
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Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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